good fucking martini
Ingredients:
  • 2 1/2 oz Good Fucking Vodka
  • 1/2 oz dry vermouth
  • 1 dash orange bitters 
  • Garnish: lemon twist or olive

Instructions:
  1. Add the Good Fucking Vodka, dry vermouth and orange bitters into a mixing glass with ice and stir until very well-chilled, about 20 to 30 seconds. 
  2. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. 
  3. Garnish with a lemon twist, olive, or both (because why the fuck not?)

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