Perfect Bottles for Every Pain-in-the-Ass on Your List

the good f**king holiday gift guide: perfect bottles for every pain-in-the-ass on your list

 12/4/2024 5:32:50 AM     By Scott    Tips and Pairings    Comments

Holiday shopping can feel like a seasonal form of torture, but luckily our holiday gift guide is here to help. To make it easy just remember one thing: whatever your gifting question, booze is always the answer. The perfect size, universally appreciated, and never, ever returned, there’s a perfect bottle to fit every person on your list (yes, even the difficult ones). Without further delay… here’s your guide to nailing the holiday gift game this year.

Good Fucking Bubbles: For the Life of the Party

This person doesn’t show up to a holiday gathering—they arrive. And they probably brought a karaoke machine. Gift them a bottle of Good Fucking Bubbles, the ultimate party starter. With its lively bubbles and slightly cheeky vibe, this Italian Prosecco is just as fun as they are.

Good Fucking Cabernet: For the Consummate Overachiever

This one’s for the person who’s always first in line for the hot new restaurant, wears everything designer, and uses words like terroir without a trace of shame. Good Fucking Cabernet Sauvignon is bold, sophisticated, and unapologetically rich—just like their taste in everything.

Good Fucking Sauvignon Blanc: For the Always-On-Vacay Friend

If they’re posting poolside pics in December, you know who this is for. Good Fucking Sauvignon Blancis crisp, refreshing, and a whole mood. Perfect for those who refuse to acknowledge that winter is actually a thing.

Good Fucking Vodka: For the Wild Card

This is the friend who texts “Let’s grab one drink” and four hours later you’re doing shots and planning a skydiving trip. Good Fucking Vodka is unapologetically smooth and dangerously fun—perfect for the person who turns every night into a story.

Like these ideas? Great! There are even more options on www.goodfuckingwines.com. Shop Now and get ready to be the holiday hero everyone needs!